bradkrit

Updating

2005-05-08T01:49:54Z

Hey im updating my LJ...im home from colorado and NH is crappy and wet and cold. Bye

Marinera

2005-03-10T01:44:35Z

Today provided some interesting discoveriesL

After walking down a short hill after class, I saw 4 subaru WRX go by, and 3 of those were STIs. Thus I came to the realization that every guy and his mother has a subaru WRX STI. This lead me to the conclusion that these cars are cheap. Thus they must be poorly constructed and can suck my ass. I also noticed that you can hear each individual explosion in the engine, I counted 2 explosions per second, and doing some math found they have precisely 3 cylinders.

Walking home from the gym I considered who I have as friends. I think there are three types of friends:
Friend #1: Friend by location. This is a friend you are forced into hanging out with, because you live so near to them. They live down the hall or street, and can be quite a nuisance.
Friend #2: Friend by association. This friend is your friend because you share a mutual friend. They are only considered a friend cuz you hang out with them fairly often, usually with the mutual friend.
Friend #3: Friend by choice. These are good friends, because you hang out with them only if you want to. They dont come over and knock on your door while your doing their sister.
Friend #4: This friend doesnt count as a friend. Its the friend that is friends with you but you're not friends with. This friend will invite himself to go grocery shopping with you, go out to dinner with your family, and even go to florida with your family. These friends must be murdered in the most excruciating method possible. Ex] Chris Chacos. No further explanation required.

I also learned some cool aero things, like the Saturn 5 rocket carries loads of 118,000lbs into low earth orbit. Thats fucking rediculous considering the shuttle carries like 3 people and a small satellite. The rocket is the size of a 36 story building, and has a thrust of 37.5 million pounds, which is about 160 million horsepower. Thats cool.

Easy Update

2005-01-27T20:18:55Z

Took this from Krista who took it from Alex! Answer it however you wish, nobody reads this anyway. This is my way of updating my LJ without putting any thought into it.
[:::AM I:::]
1. Quiet/Loud? ::
2. Short/Tall? ::
3. Weird/Original or Normal? ::
4. Nice/Mean? ::
5. Friendly/Selfish? ::
6. Normal/"Special"? ::
7. Smart/Stupid? ::
8. Boring/Fun? ::
9. Attractive/Unattractive? ::

[:::DO YOU THINK I'M:::]
1. A psycho? ::
2. A nerd? ::
3. A slut? ::
4. Ghetto? ::
5. A bitch? ::
6. Two-faced? ::
7. Obnoxious? ::
8. Immature? ::
9. Mature? ::
11. Moody? ::
12. Stoner? ::
13. Alcoholic? ::
15. Lovable? ::

[:::QUESTIONS:::]
1. What do you think I'll be when I grow up? ::
2. (a) Do you think I'll get married? ::
(b) If yes, who do you think I'll marry? ::
3. When is my birthday? ::
4. Who is my best friend? ::
5. What song (if any) reminds you of me? ::
6. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? ::
7. If you could rename me, what would my name be? ::
8. (a) Have you ever had a dream about me? ::
(b) what was it? ::
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be? ::
11. If you could promise me anything, what would it be? ::
12. If you could have anything that I have what would it be? ::

[:::PERSONAL(OPPOSITE SEX):::]
1. Am I physically ugly/average/decent/good-looking/beautiful/hot? ::
2. Would you ever kiss me? ::
3. Would you ever consider being my boy/girl-friend? ::
4. Do you ever think about me off-line? ::
5. If we spent a day together.where would we go and what would we do? ::
6. If you could describe me in one word, what would that word be? ::
7. (a)Do you or have you ever had a crush on me? ::
(b)Do you still have a crush on me? ::
8. Do you want me? ::
9. (a)Do you think you would have a chance with me? ::
(b)Would I have a chance with you? ::
10.If I asked you out what would you say? ::
11.(a)If I told you I loved you would it change our relationship? ::
(b)If yes how? ::
12.If you could change anything about me what would it be? ::

[::**EVERYBODY**::]
1. Do you wish we were closer? ::
2. What is your complete opinion of me? ::

Battabang

2004-12-14T05:08:27Z

Alrite new info on the gauss rifle. Drew's dad is informing us we need a smaller capacitor to discharge quickly. Also, current will reverse and overheat the capacitor after the shot is fired, so we need a method of cooling it down.

In other news: Oceans 12 was dissapointing, although it was quite funny at times. The plot had too many surprises and twists to be enjoyable, kinda like intolerable cruelty - a horrificly terrible movie. You know, I think I'll illustrate intolerable cruelty:

ok angelfire is extremely homosexual. if you cant see the pic, COPY AND PASTE this link in your browser:
http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bradkrit/images/clooney.PNG

Aside from bitching, I went snowboarding friday. We had to go up a gondola, down the mountain, up a chairlift, down the other mountain, up another chair. At the top there were 3 tree trails with moguls and one secret trail around the side of the mountain. So after a brief walk, we were greeted with three feet of untouched powder down the entire side of the mountain. Heres what it looked like:

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bradkrit/images/pat.jpg

So yea, that kicked so much ass. Then we took the three mile run, riding fakey the whole way, three times. 9 miles of fakey makes you pretty good at 180s. Good fun, ttyl.

-Brad

Um long time

2004-12-08T07:21:29Z

Before you read this entry, get a drink or snack, pull up a chair and get comfortable...
Its been a long time since I posted, so noone will read this for about a month. I think the layout of this post will go: Complain, un-complain, discuss cool project, say I'm going to post a picture.

Ok since its been 3 years since I posted...
Computer:
~Had issues, resolved them, resulted in corrupt Windows
~Had broken video card, got new one
~Got new HD, transferred stuff, formatted old HD, transferred back
~Blue flashing light works with music finally
~Discovered hundreds of new good songs hidden in my single music folder
~Discovered the FUNNIEST song ever, R Kelly - You Saved Me, check it out, you'll shit a brick, no joke
~Currently drawing template for my very own 2-D MMORPG...you WILL play it when im done. period.

Home:
~All corners of appartment are filed to a point
~All furniture is made of cast-iron and stone
~Ceiling and walls act as amplifiers
~Free water = heat house with shower

School:
~Aerospace kicks ass
~Aerospace kicks my ass
~Spend over 40 hours straight on project
~Have written more than seven 25-page reports
~Spend about 6-8 hours on average in the E-center every day....
~Designed sounding rocket
~Found efficiency of Mr. Coffee
~Created composite truss member less than |this| wide that held 2600 pounds

Colorado:
~I was gifted on thanksgiving by having dozens of boulders smash through the main highway through the mountains, leaving an enormous hole into the depts of the canyon. At least it kept the hippies from California from making Colorado even more hippy.

~I recall a while back someone named AMY wrote a very incorrect e-mail concerning Colorado. I shall revise certain lines of this email as I see fit and leave the important ones to stay:
--True-- You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.

--True-- Your sense of direction is towards the mountains and away from the mountains.

--FALSE-- You're a meat eating vegetarian.
--Revised-- Everyone you know refuses to eat animals

--FALSE-- You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without even flinching.
--Revised-- (from experience) a quarter inch of snow creates traffic for hundreds of miles, multiple SUV pileups, cars off the roads, and thousands of sanding trucks are sent to the rescue of helpless Boulder

--True-- You know all 4 seasons: "almost winter, winter, still winter and construction"

--True-- You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.

--FALSE-- You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from altitude
sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
--Revised-- The altitude change only affects old women and toddlers

--True-- When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.

--True-- April showers bring May blizzards.

--FALSE-- 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been. Many times.
--Revised-- this so called "Timberline" is someplace you have been many times if....YOU LIVE IN AMERICA

--True-- You know what a 'Rocky Mountain oyster' is. (Its the ballsack of a moose)

--True-- You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.

--FALSE-- You know where the real 'South Park' is.
--Revised-- once again, everyone in the USA knows where that shitty place is

--True-- You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.

--FALSE-- Driving directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...'
--Revised-- Driving directions usually include "drive down flat boring highway 36"

--True-- You've gone skiing in July.

--True-- You've gone sunbathing in January.

--True-- They were both in the same year.

--NEW-- You can tell its about to precipitate when all of Boulder reeks like horse shit

--NEW-- Every other car is a subaru, every other subaru is a WRX-STI driven by a grandmother

--NEW-- A small hill in the road is cause for drivers to panic, slam on the breaks, and create a pileup

Ok, it's time to un-complain:
2 days of class left, then finals, then home for christmas. Is gunna rule.

Ok, it's time to talk about my new project:
As most people now know, some friends and I built a rather large trebuchet in my backyard over last summer. Basically it works like a catapault, using half a trascan filled with cement as a counter-weight. The long throwing arm has a rope just as long attached to it, which swings around and releases the projectile going way way faster than the arm itself. The machine has a tendancy to hit alex on the head, break itself, and launch gallons of water across my property into Drew's.
Well its been about 4 months since I built anything dangerous. In those months, I have learned a good deal about electricity and such. Soo......
Our next project will be to create a gauss rifle, coil gun, rail cannon, whatever you wish to call it. The basic physics:
~Nature resists change
~A coil of wire creates a large magnetic field (B-field)
~Increasing the current through a large coil takes time
~Since it takes time, there is a change in B-field over time
~A small secondary coil, unattached from everything, is placed inside the main coil
~Nature can only resist change by creating another B-field in the opposite direction
~This B-field is generated in the small coil, effectively repelling it
~Using very large capacitors, a HUMONGOUS changing B-field can be made, thus shooting the object VERY fast, and possibly melting the very device we made.

So, in conclusion, all we need is thick copper wire, huge capacitors, and a pipe to make a hommade bullet shoot at increadible speeds. Alex (http://www.livejournal.com/users/nextdarwinaward/) has already discussed this in his journal. The project will take place over christmas break (about Dec 17-Jan 7). If anyone would like to help fund or work on the project, please post something here. Capacitors arent cheap. Today my roomate let me touch a very small capacitor from a disposable camera. It was rated at 80uF (.00008F), 330V. That means this little thing will give out about 4Watts. A light bulb needs 75Watts. Brads finger was in severe pain with 4Watts. The capacitor we are investigating costs $230, and would hurt 900 times as much. It is rated at 50F, 12V, giving a mere 3600Watts. Soooo....Were gunna make something shoot real fast, and break shit.

Details of rewards givin for donations are in Alex's livejournal:(http://www.livejournal.com/users/nextdarwinaward/).

I will now post a funny picture, as is custom. Next time I'll try to post a picture of the trebuchet for those who have not yet seen it.

-Brad

Jeepers

2004-06-08T16:28:07Z

Ok I took the thing down cuz I had a talk with her, I'll update in a week or so

bradkrit @ 2004-05-21T23:53:00

2004-05-22T06:58:09Z

I stole this from krista, added a few ?s and such cuz i think they are appropriate. answer it. now.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
8a. Use the F word to describe me.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
11a. Do you like string cheese?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
17b. Would you have rough sex with me?
17c. When are you available?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
22a. Whats my strength?
22b. What things make me laugh?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
26a. How many illegal songs do I have?
26b. How many illegal songs do YOU have?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

My back hurts

2004-05-21T05:24:12Z

So I was removing the rust from our foosball table (which was intelligently placed outdoors in all its steel glory)and all of a sudden BAM oooh Brad's back hurts. I think I'm getting old... I was surprised, cuz I used to work my lower back every time I worked abs at school... Stupid back muscles. Who told me to get Jet - Cold Hard Bitch? It's good. Yea. Good to be back, I've been trying to get into a position at BAE, but they are silly homos over there. So my uncle talked to some dude and I might get a job there now. Horrah. Lemme find some pics.....

Duncan is in the middle, he looks ridiculous in that pic. Pats the person thats not me. Girls go: Marybeth, Amy, Amanda. They B cool.

Oh yeah, at Brad.happyg.us theres some good songs, pics, and a few funny flash animations I made.

Today my brother and I had some quality bonding time together. Gypsy moths are the stupid caterpillars that make those fuzzy web nests in your trees and eat the crap out of the leaves. So my brother and I took a can of spray paint and a lighter and blasted all of the nests we could find with our makeshift flamethrower. One was too high so we had to get a ladder to kill them. Then we disturbed some bee nest and had to run. It was well worth it though.

Ok goodnight peoples.

Punk-O-Matic and finals

2004-05-05T21:57:43Z

Hey I've recieved a lot of bitching a some whining, along with juuuust a tad of moaning. So heres my friggen update. I took my calc 2 final, and today from 430-700 I will take my physics final. So while I wait for 430 to get its slow ass over here from the east coast, I have discovered the Punk-O-Matic. Its riiiight here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/147276 so try it out and post some of your songs. Heres two of mine:

4-4-44---------1---1---1---1---3---3-------3---3---2---2-6-1---1---1---0---3---3---9---ba-bb8---8-c-8---8---8---8---7-7-7-7-----2---2---3-3-5-6-8---8---a---a---7-7-7-7-c----------------6-2-6-2-2-1-2-a-----a---a-------------------6-2-6-2-2-1-1-----------a-

and

------6-1---1---1---1---1---1-----7777778888886-1---1---1---1---9--------------------c--b1---1-------0---0---0---0---9---9---5-5-5-3-0---0---0---0---c--------------------------------a-9-0---1---0---1-------------------0---1---0---1---a--------------------

that second one isn't great, but I felt it was necisary to post two. Just copy the ENTIRE string of dashes and such and past the ENTIRE string into the space provided in the "Load" section. enjoy.

TIME TO TAKE PHYSICS TEST wooooooo I'm doooone with this year. This rules. Then im going out to Chili's then come back and get a tad....intoxicated....to celebrate with all the dorm kids. CYA!

Piss off

2004-04-23T19:31:06Z

Today is shitty again. The cold rain from yesterday turned into snow overnight and we have 2 inches of snow ontop of rain which = slush and mud and cold overcast shitty day. My feet are wet and cold and the situation is not improving. One more week of classes, then a week of finals, then I'm driving home! Thats the only thing that stops me from jumping out my window in these conditions. I geuss its ok tho, cuz while all of you were suffering in new england over winter, we had 60-70 degree sunny days. Oh heres a pic of me back when the mountains were open. We found a little opening in the woods with some boulders to launch off of. Its was pretty fukin pimp. (yes I look like a retard with my arms in the air, suck it)

Its hard to see, but theres a trench like thing behind the rock. So although it looks like I'm only two feet in the air, I'm actually quite a bit higher than a person (i couldnt touch the top of it when standing at its base). We did this a few times while waiting for the rest of the mountain to soften up. Was good fun though, ive never jumped off boulders on a snowboard before. What you cant see is that about 10 feet after the base of the rock there are trees. So we land and slam on the brakes and eat shit just about everytime. But it was well worth it. Damn I miss snowboarding already. =(

Oh, heres Pat's picture, it looks way more pimp. Can you tell we are professional snowboarders?

Suxors

2004-04-22T21:37:14Z

Today sucks. Its cold, its raining. I wouldnt mind cold and snow, or warm and raining, but noooooo its cold and raining. I think im getting a cold, so its probably from Kat, she was sick last. AND IT SMELLS LIKE FUKIN SALSA. Im wet from classes and cold and it smells like salsa. Im not listening to music because im too cold to. Brrrr. Oh, I found an old bowl of salsa next to my reciever. That explains it. But its still shitty out. Bye

C++

2004-04-22T03:48:33Z

Well they day is finally here. I finished my C++ program for submission. I might make it better in the future, but I'm too exhausted for that right now. THANKS TO KEVIN cuz he lets me use his site to save stuff and he helped me fix like 3,000 problems. http://brad.happyg.us/ is where u can find it. Its called main.exe and you can save it or just open it from there. Wooooo thats over with. Now I just have 6 calc homework sets, 2 humanities, some physics, and a cover letter and resume to complete this weekend. I feel so relaxed now...

Hmmm other than that...Oh on 4-20, at least a thousand people gathered on Farand field (center of campus) to smoke pot. It was so funny, there was a cloud of smoke above them. Of course I was in my room programming cuz I procrastinated.

Ummmmmmmmmmm yea.... 2 weeks of school left, then a few days of sitting, then a few days of driving and I'm home! Can't wait. Oh yeah I have to mention Krista. She told me to. This is against everything I stand for. Krista your in my journal now. Grats. I'll get to meet Kat, and my new car. At least it will look new. Daaaamn this is exciting. Ok bye.

bradkrit @ 2004-04-19T12:53:00

2004-04-19T20:13:41Z

That thing kicks ass. Yea ok. Definately costing insurance 6k and me 3k to fix up my car. The wind damage (chips all over the paint) and roof damage from vandalisim will be all better. There will be no rust and a new windshield and grill and all that jazz. So I get to pay dad off for most of the summer, oh boy! But my car will look better than new (tint, spoiler, wheels, suspension. All thats moderate and tastefull I think. Hey I'll post a pic of my car from our florida video).

Yea that rules too, but now the car, for real this time.

You probably noticed the shitty picture quality. Thats becuase it came from a video, and exporting stills from a video with a $700 program apparently looks like that. Fuckin Adobe Premier...I geuss I really didn't pay for it, but still. You can also see Dan catching some bugs on his face.

Thats a picture of my girlfriend, shes kinda ugly, with those ugly eyes and all...but her personality makes up for it.

OMIGOSH!

2004-04-16T18:49:04Z

Hey peoples, good news here. I got a 67% on my third calc 2 midterm!!! I'm excited cuz the average was 50% Who the hell writes tests to make the average of students fail, then curve them? Why not just make them a bit easier? Whatever, I'm not going to complain. So they will curve the final grades for each student about 12-15 points at the end of this semester.

I learned that I get to take calc 3 (obviously), some humanities (obviously), aerospace 1 and aerospace 2 in the same semester. One would assume that aero2 would follow aero1, but I guess I have lots to learn. Those four classes make 18 credit hours =(

Insurance is lazy. They are slow. I'm gunna get my hairs cut today. The band I'm listening to is cool but kinda weird. They remind me of Hive, mostly drum beats. While I get my hairs cut I think I will buy some sun-in and partially bleach my hair, cuz I'm bored with it.

Bye.

=,(

2004-04-12T17:31:03Z

She was one of the few concrete things in my life. Parents werent gunna tell me, but my brother decided he should. Saba's not having too much fun lately, shes old and needs a rest. I'm 2000 miles away and my dog wont be around for me to come back to. Shes the best dog I've ever seen, and I've had her since I was 5. She never barks unnecisarily, and will always wait patiently at the door to be let in or out. Couple years back, my parents weren't home for a day or two so I spent the night next door with drews family, and Saba wouldnt stop howling and barking from my house until we let her come over. And she never barks. Damn I'm gunna miss her so much...

New Day

2004-04-11T06:30:09Z

This website never ceases to amaze me. It doesnt like 24:33 for the time (12:33) so I will try 0:33. Is anyone here named Jana? I heard shes really cool and fun but refuses to reply to any emails. I think I want to meet this person.

And yes im still biting arms and legs of teddy grahams and placing them on my desk just inches away from their box where their friends can save them, just soooo very close, suffering without any apendeges. Oh yesterday I did the grape in the microwave trick and it light on fire, damn that ruled. IM me if you want details, I'm too tired to elaborate.

I really want to write something witty, but I just cant, I'm too tired. Maybe I'll post something funny that I wrote for Ms. I later today when I wake up.

Subject

2004-04-11T06:00:58Z

Yo, sorry I havn't posted for many days. Not that anyone really reads this. But what the hell, it gives me something to do while I steal music. If you are reading this, post a comment so I know that I'm famous. My goal is to get three comments. They can even be comments like "boo" or even just a space " ". Today I went to the gym cuz I've been a lazy fuk recently. I just scratched my head. Oh, good news, insurance news. My car went into the shop and in about a week they had already sanded the roof and removed the rear bumper and tailight assembly to sand out the rust around there. So the roof is being painted, the back and trunk are being replaced and painted. And the front and both sides of my car have little chips all over the paint from sand blasting my car while driving in shitty colorado mountain weather. So the shop told me insurance will cover all the chips if it can be considered wind damage. So I told the insurance when it was really damn windy and probably fuked up my car, and they are looking into it. So when I come back to NH my car may be completely repainted, new headlight lenses and grill. WOOOOOO. That kicks ass.

Other than that there is no exciting news. I just broke the 2k mark for my music library, and if you like any bands post em up so I can...aquire their music. For my um...quarter birthday I want Blank and Jones - In Da Mix (preferably 3Y Birthday mix) cd imported please. So fork over 40 bucks or the cd and I will put you on my list of people to mention on TV once I'm famous and rich.

Paul Oakenfold is by far the best DJ ever, undeniably. Try to find the song I'm listening to now, it rox my sox. Its a whole cd length.

Awesome man

2004-04-08T05:45:25Z

Hey I was listening to one of my fav. musicians ever. Im going to post his lyrics.

Superhero:

If I could be a superhero, I would be awesome man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan. and if I saw criminal trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome vannnn, because I would be awesome man...

If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy, telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy. Well Id take all the junkies getting so high, with their needles and bongs and their sticks made of thai, as I burn them alive i would squeal with joyyyy, because I would be drug free boy...

If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude. I'd send all the foreiners back to their homes for eating up all of our food. Taking our wellfare and best jobs to boot, like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit. I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, cuz id be immigration dude...

Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would it be? if you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy? making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie. Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to fuckin Hawaii with some doctor named Bob. You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die....especially Bob....then you would be justice guy. Oh I didnt mean to be subtle, no, I didnt mean to be vague, give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague. As long as they suffer for their terrible lives.....escpecially Bob.....then you would be justice guy....

Special olympics:

Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them tryyy to catch a balllll. Olympics.....Special olympics..... Watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into a pooool...thats diving. At the special olympics.... And I knowwwwww full well, that Iiiii will burrrrn in helllll, but those guys playin wheelchair basketballs gotta be just about the funniest damn thing ive ever seen in myyyy liiiife, at the special olympics....

Other than those great songs, I don't have much to say. I'm drinking a smoothie right now, and I played lots of frisbee today. I went to 1/3 of my classes and enjoyed 0/3 of them. I also have a half eaten bag of fritos infront of me and old macaronies next to my chair in a bowl.

I changed from iTunes to Winamp5 (www.winamp.com). It has all the same features, except Winamp5 has rediculous cool visuals (AVI) and you can download hundreds and hundreds of really cool skins for it. You can change the opacity and the scale. I give it three thumbs up.

Night all!

Ugli

2004-04-05T19:27:52Z

Today I saw my first Saturn Ion car. WOW. THAT IS THE UGLIEST CAR EVER. Ive never seen anything worse. Sure the Honda Element and the Echo are ugly enough in shape, but the Saturn Ion is ugly in shape as well as paint job. The trim along both pillars is silver in contrast to whatever color Ion you chose. In the words of car and driver (a year or two ago) "We waited seven years for this??". It is absultely hideous. And since its American made, you can expect the oil filter to be in an obscure spot, and break frequently so the shop can suck more money out of you. I discovered that the Ion was designed to closely resemble a Ford Mustang, since the Mustangs are so popular. This is probably how they designed the car:

I hope you enjoyed it. Bye.

Three

2004-04-05T02:23:58Z

I would like to first say that I have pants that are older than Kat. I just thought of it, so I needed to say it before I forgot. Speaking of forgot, I forgot I had macaronies in the microwave. Shit. Its been 3 hours. Brb...Oh my god they are huge. But only easy-mac can make macaronies good after theyve been in the nuker for 3 hours.

You know, after making ten thousand packets of macaronies you would figure I would be quite good at it. Hell no, I totally suck at making macaronies. Oh, and while we're on the topic of macaronies, there is a drunk squirrel outside my dorm. Hes stumbling and barely moving. When people go up to him he doesn't respond. He must be drunk.

Oh, Jimmy just ate three living crickets for five bucks. Damn thats gross. He chewed them too. Good stuff.

Mike won 500 bucks off a scratch ticket. Whoop-t-doo.

My cars goin into the shop tomorrow to fix the roof and hood cuz some drunk asshole walked all over my car.

Bye.

Grenadine

2004-04-03T22:56:57Z

What's the deal with grenadine? Does anyone reading this actually know what grenadine is?? Its goddamned cherry juice. Why don't they just call it cherry juice? Do we call orange juice thermolyte? noooo we don't. Both "cherry juice" and "grenadine" have three syllables, so it doesnt save any time. It does save 2 letters and 1 space, but who cares? Marybeth cares, thats who.

Ok heres a pic Dan drew:

And here is what Dan had to say to me one night. (notice i wasn't even there to respond):

TheDannyBoy: is brad oin
TheDannyBoy: yoiu hav bib idea ho9w drubk iam
TheDannyBoy: 0i canty even read the cscren
TheDannyBoy: mabn i coul d have had sec toight defintelym if ihad somecod,s]
TheDannyBoy: i am sooooo drunk right now
TheDannyBoy: yoiu have no idea
TheDannyBoy: im gonna pas out on the griouybnd i had so many beers
TheDannyBoy: i was fucking fsndacin withnthis gil that llooked like tara reid but i mighnt havc e just been really drunk
TheDannyBoy: i needa to pass out now
TheDannyBoy: i had so manyu beer
TheDannyBoy: im iwcked drunk ruifg now
TheDannyBoy: i cant ecvrenn we\reD TH TECXRT IUMS STYPING
TheDannyBoy: UI AN SI DRUNJK
TheDannyBoy: AAS
TheDannyBoy: I HAVE A SOMTWCYNN ACHE
TheDannyBoy: iu ne4ed to sel;ep now
TheDannyBoy: 5recprod thisd cvonserwartion wso i can read it larter
TheDannyBoy: save it
TheDannyBoy: ok?
TheDannyBoy signed off at 10:44:20 AM.
TheDannyBoy signed on at 10:47:12 AM.
TheDannyBoy: are youm there
TheDannyBoy: ok
TheDannyBoy: im a\so gone
TheDannyBoy: i cant even read what im saying
TheDannyBoy: i ned to throw up
TheDannyBoy signed off at 10:54:15 AM.

Last night was pimp. Chris and Zach came over with many lightbulbs they had just bought. So we decided to put them into the microwave. My microwave just made them turn all kinds of colors and have cool electricity fly around in them. Pats microwave made one grow a huge bubble in the glass and broke one. Lex's microwave annihilated a bulb in about 2 seconds. The end.

Yoplait

2004-04-03T00:10:04Z

I was eating a fabulous container of Yoplait Original Harvest Peach Yogurt when something struck me. I did not remember opening the container. This means either it was effortless or orange space zebras with tractor beams stole my yogurt lid. I jumped to my feet and made a quick search of my room just to be safe. So there were no zebras, then it must have been an effortless yogurt opening, I assured myself. I looked at the foil lid on my desk and realized that it had a little more foil on one side than the other. I suppose this is a tab of some sort, for easy grip to remove the lid. I became very upset. Back when I was a young lad (no comment) I was forced to claw and tear at my foil lids to remove them. Not only that, but the refrigerator was three miles away, uphill both ways. The path to the refrigerator was covered with red hot nails and shards glass and dirty syringes. Life was tough in my day. Damn kids have it easy now, tabs on the god damned yogurt lids. What next, maybe someone will drive around, pick up the kids' lazy asses and drive em to school! Fuckin kids.

Drawing

2004-04-02T06:50:09Z

Today was boring so I wont share the events. But I did draw this wonderful picture:

Marybeth is drunk. Jana is wearing clothes, it's not old sagging skin like someone seems to think...Alex, Drew, and Kat are all easy to understand. Bonnie is someone from GA, obviously a french prostitute.

Detergent

2004-04-01T03:06:30Z

Well, I have a lot to say that I didn't before. So today being the first livejournal day, I will make another post with pictures and such (props to Kevin). So yea, most of you know that I drove to California with Pat over spring break. There was construction on the beach we stayed at - Seal beach. Above us at Long beach there were 6 people and a syringe. Below us at Huntington beach there were bunches of people and we went surfing. This is a pic of Seal beach.

We also went to Univeral Studios and drove about Hollywood. We saw some phat Italian cars and thousands of boring Porsches. TV shows give out unlimited free tickets, so its first come first serve at the CBS place. We got tickets for The Price Is Right, and showed up at five in the morning. There were people sleeping on the sidewalk, and about 200 people infront of us. We didn't get in =(. So we played lots of frisbee and enjoyed the foggy 70 degree weather, even though it was sunnier and warmer back in Boulder, CO (where my school is). On the trip home, we drove through vegas at night and Pat saw a boobie. Next day we filled my nalgene (if you dont know what it is, go to google images and search nalgene) with sand and threw it out the window going 100 and recorded it. It slid, hit the grass and flew up in the air. Dramatic. Oh, and it lived with just a few scratches.

Oh yeah, Universal Studios. At Uni.Stud. we rode Back To The Future, Shrek 4-D, and Jurassic Park water ride thingy. Its kinda like a log ride. At the end of it theres the traditional huge plunge into a pool of water, and on the way down they take your picture. So I used my cell to take a pic of their pic so I didn't have to pay $17.99. Heres Pat in front, me behind, and some 2-D girl next to pat.

Yesterday, we bet that Mike couldn't eat 100 marshmallow peeps in two hours. So they bought them at $.99 for a box of fifteen peeps. There were pink, blue, and traditional yellow peeps. Mike barely ate all 100 peeps, then forced himself to puke cuz it was so damn gross. I recorded the event with the video camera, including his puke. Wow that was great puke, looked like a sorbet ice cream, all different colors.

Maybe if I get the equipment ill put the video on my computer and post a picture.

Potato

2004-04-01T01:40:59Z

Today was very eventful. It began with me waking up, jumping off my second level bed and being abruptly awakened when i struck the floor. I wore dirty pants and underwear, along with a long-sleeved shirt and some Tevas. Its 60s outside and sunny cuz Colorado doesnt suck. Went to physics, got bored. Went to C++ recitation and had some fun. Skipped calc II cuz we have a shitty substitute. I then progressed to eat some sub-par foods at the Kitt West dining hall. After complaining about it with pat, I played some Startopia. Then I played frisbee with Duncan and Pat and MB. I actually changed into a T-shirt before playing frisbee, just to make my day a bit more exciting. After sub-par food at Kitt again, I noticed three guys smoking a bong on a little field surrounded by roads and walkways. Perhaps they wanted to go to jail? Who knows. The bong was about two and a half feet high and black. Very funny. I'm going to do some homework then have sex with hundreds of gorgeous women. Bye.